Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.      Oh, the soldiers in the army, we know they're mighty fine   And the Navy, Air Force and Marines keep us all in line   But I don't want no more of this military life   Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.      Oh, the viddles in the mess hall, they say they're mighty fine   But that She-Ite on a shingle, why, I think I'll give you mine   Oh, I don't want no more of this military life   Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.      Oh, I wanna go back home, back where civilians roam   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home   Well, now, I tried to join the army, they said my feet were flat   And since I can not see them   I'll take their word for that   Oh Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.      Oh, I wanna go back home, back where civilians roam   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home   Oh, the mother of all battles is what Sadam had planned   Well, he shoulda sent his Mother 'cause his troops all turned and ran   Oh, I don't want no more of this military life   Gee, Ma, I wanna go, but they won't let me go   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home.      Oh, I wanna go back home, back where civilians roam   Where my rules are all my own   Gee, Ma, I wanna go home...