Oh, there's a tattooed dentist in Ft. Collins City   His lies are bigger even than my titty.   He drives his patients into a rage,   When he claims to be "New Age."      He drills and drills and then he drills   But never never does he thrill   He's really a boring old little pill   And he just doesn't have no skills!      He smiles so much his drool gets slobby   But he just calls himself D-Bobby.   You will really have to snore,   When your D-bobby is D-Bobby.