I ain't got no fun today   It's just like yesterday, oh yeah   Only different shades of grey   I'm bored right out of my skull   I'd have to get high just to be dull   I'm institutional   My TV screen spins around and around   And around and around      I need a sideshow   Some kinda creepshow   They ran the circus out of town   But the ring master said "Boy, you can   stick around"      I pay to see all the freaks   Some finger lickin' chicken-eating geek   Hey, that sounds cool to me   I just want to step inside   I want a scary ride, oh yeah   See Jeckyll turn to Hyde   I fell my head spinnin' round and around   And around and around      I need a sideshow, oh yeah   Some kinda creepshow, oh yeah   I just want someplace to go, oh yeah   I tried to be the circus clown   But even my monkey wouldn't hang around      And the hunchback midget and his twisted friends   Offer me a world of thrills that never end      I need a sideshow   Some kind of freaky show, oh yeah   Down where the neon glows   Just like a psychedelic video   Or a 24 hour party, go go go   Not a 90210, no   I need a sideshow   My private sideshow