Well i can hear him snoring over the phone   Leaves boring messages on my machines   He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home   He don't go mano thinks that it's obscene      You're a zero on my rock-o-meter   You wanna get hot go turn on the heater   Let's go 6-5-0      Hey hey baby you're a zero   Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero   You're always drinkin beer-o   You look just like a gyro   You're a zero baby you're a zero      He wants to check it check it out with me   He's never even been to Valley Faire   Sorry baby cause i'm too busy   His mom writes his name on his underwear      You're a zero on my rock-o-meter   You wanna get hot go turn on a heater   Let's go 6-5-0      Hey hey baby you're a zero   Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero   You're always drinkin beer-o   You look just like Bob Deniro   Yeah yeah baby you're a zero