Everybody's weird      So everybody came, but you're here to have some fun   And everyone's the same, well that's faster said than done.   And you're such a lovely guy, but it doesn't take so much   to get all there is out, all the dirt and all the sludge.      You're stepping on my sun   and it's such a lot of fun   better smile before it's gone   you're stepping on my sun      Everybody's weird      Everybody's a weird guy      And the liquor that you had   is playing twister with your mind   you been artificially sad   but never naturally high   I was flashing on a thought   on a party in this town   if I said what's on my mind   there'd be not a soul around.      You're stepping on my sun   Everybody's weird   and it's such a lot of fun   better smile before it's gone   you're stepping on my sun      Everybody's weird   Everybody's a weird guy   Everybody's a weird guy   Everybody's weird      It's easier to trust   if it comes down to this my friend   I will help you if I must   I will kill you if I can   experience is cheap   and you know that in the end   I will kill you if I must   I will help you if I can      You're stepping on my sun   and it's such a lovely gun   better smile before it's gone   you're stepping on my sun      Everybody's weird   'Cause everybody's weird   and they all think they're God   But the biggest one they fear is that precious thing you got.   The fire in your eyes   is a subtlety I know   and you will not be denied   but the service is so slow      You're stepping on my sun   and it's such a lovely gun   better smile before it's gone   you're stepping on my sun      Everybody's weird   Everybody's a weird guy   Everybody's weird   Everybody's a weird guy