Your name was Patty   but now it's Kay      Girl   you seem to change it every day.   Your hair was long   but now it's short      You say: I got it cut   but I don't see no hair upon the floor.   Whenever I go out with you I find out something new.      You're a fake   baby   you can't conceal it      Know how I know   'cause I can feel it.      You're a fake   baby   no rhyme or reason      'Cause in your mind it's lyin' season.      You had brown eyes   but now they're blue      Those false eyelashes that you're wearin'   too.   In bed this morning you called me CIyde      Alex is the name that I go by!   If women could be counterfit   then you'd be it.      You're a fake   baby   you can't conceal it   . . .   You're a fake   baby   I've blown your cover      the iig is up   'cause I discovered -   You're a fake   baby   no need to hide it      Can't change my mind   'cause I've decided -   You're a fake   baby   and I'm disgusted      The game is through and   girl   you're busted   fake!      Whenever I go out with you I find out something new.   You're a fake   you always have a good excuse      But   girl   that ain't no use.   You're a fake   baby   you can't conceal it   . . .   You're a fake   baby   no rhyme or reason   . . .   You're a fake   baby   Fake   fake!