A victim of collision on the open sea   Nobody ever said that life was free   Sank, swam, go down with the ship   But use your freedom of choice      I’ll say it again in the land of the free   Use your freedom of choice   Your freedom of choice      In ancient Rome    There was a poem   About a dog    Who found two bones   He picked at one   He licked the other   He went in circles   He dropped dead      Freedom of choice   Is what you got   Freedom of choice!   is what you want!      Then if you got it you don’t want it   Seems to be the rule of thumb   Don’t be tricked by what you see   You got two ways to go      I’ll say it again in the land of the free   Use your freedom of choice   Freedom of choice      Freedom of choice   Is what you got   Freedom of choice!      In ancient Rome   There was a poem   About a dog   Who found two bones   He picked at one   He licked the other   He went in circles   He dropped dead      Freedom of choice   Is what you got   Freedom from choice   Is what you want   (repeat)