The briar patch   no don't throw me in the briar patch   you can cut off all my toes, but not the briar patch   you can fill me full of holes, but not the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Please don't put me in the briar patch   You can season and cook me, but not the briar patch   for me, no one would ever look off in the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch      I hop, I jump, I skip through the rubble   Yo, we ain't lookin for trouble   I's just tryin to get to the other end, I never been   maybe then I can tell my friends how it is, I been   searching for someone to help me, maybe you can   but its hard to tell you how I feel when you got a knife in ya hand   you can carve me   tie me up and starve me   put me on the grill, still nothing can harm me   like the briar patch   dont chunk me in   what kind of luck would I have then   wait a minute man, before you put me in it, use the gun   let you got a couple of bullets I'll be finished done   or hey, I can help you find a pot   help you build a fire, help you get it good and hot   well unless, you like to eat me cold   you can but oh no please don't throw me in      (Chorus)   the briar patch   no don't throw me in the briar patch   you can cut off all my toes, but not the briar patch   you can fill me full of holes, but not the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Please don't put me in the briar patch   You can season and cook me, but not the briar patch   for me, no one would ever look off in the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Dont throw me in the briar patch   Dont throw me in      you's an ugly motherfucker, dog, I just call it like I see it   and your breath is like death, and if you don't like it so be it   I get mistreated by others if you cut above me your not   slice off my toes   if thats how it goes   I really don't give a fuck   if all of this belongs to you   do what you do, go head   but throw me in the briar's patch   and you'll never see so much red   I bled from Destin just tresspassing   cause I'm just askin for a favor   excuse my rude behavior   im just trying to savor the flavor of the fruit I just picked   and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick   but what you don't do   is throw me in the briar patch and then I'm through   come on man, can't we call a truce can we do somethin about it   before people end up crying and shoutin and poutin   man, come on man, that would really hurt our friendly church      (chorus)