You ready to kick some ass?    Turn up the music...      I was at a jam the other night,    I was feelin' real good so the feelin' was right    I came to the party for a different kinda action,    The next thing I know I was doin' a Michael Jackson,       I was thrown off beat and my feet got tied    And the Sucker DJ just oughta be fired,    He was flippin' and a slippin' Even drawn back to,    The Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doin'       Then I said to my friends this ain't the place to be,    Then the fellas only came 'Cause the ladies were free,    Then we left the place before the next couple o' plays    My girl said to me, I'm glad we never paid,       So I called Marley Marl on the very next day    Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo)       See, to be a DJ you gotta do your best,    Have you're own kinda style, not like the rest    No jumpin' up and down, bendin' with your feet,    'Cause the music that you play Has to be your own beat,       So Marley Marl went down to take a test    To see who could cut up music best,    They were all lined up and ready to spin    You could see in thier faces that they wanted to win,       Yes Marley took the test To become a DJ,    We cut the music, went a somethin' this way    He cut the music with so much class,    The Sucker DJ, was a bust on the ass       So when the time was up, they just couldnt' believe,    What the man, Marley Marl Has just achieved,    We get the people dancin', on a whackier jam    'Cause Marley Marl was one hell of a man,       So to those DJ's that think you're the greatest    Just stop look and listen 'cause you haven't heard the lastest,   Heard the latest...      Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo)    Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo)    Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo)    Then we cut a rap about the, cut a rap about the    Cut a rap about the Sucker DJ       So listen party people while I got your attention,    There's a few more things I'd like to mention    My name is Crystal but they call me Dimples D,    Ain't a female in the world can rap like me       I got big brown eyes, holes in my cheeks,    Keep in time with rap, every time I speak    Yeah I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance,    I ain't talkin' 'bout sex Or no kinda romance,       But it's my style, my charm, let me go on    It's a chilly, it's a chilly, then it starts to get warm,    I'm five foot five, stayin' alive    In this world Dimple D will sure enough survive       With the rap... (unintelligible)       Get down, get down, yeah let's get on down    Get down, get down, music make you lose control    Get down, get down, yeah let's get on down    Get down, get down       Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo) C'mon, C'mon    Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo) C'mon, C'mon    Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo) C'mon, C'mon    Then we cut a rap about the, cut a rap about the    Cut a rap about the Sucker DJ (echo)