[ The Fresh Prince on the phone ]   Hello?   Yeah, this is Prince, who's this?   Yo, what's up baby, how you doin?   Oh, I'm tryin to see you on a personal tip   You know that, right?   Heh   Ah come on   You been tellin me that for years   You're a little bit older than me, you know?   You're 30 years old and I'm 20   Age ain't nothin but a number, baby   Hey look, I'm young but I'm real strong   Heh   Hey look, I know that, I know, I know   I can't sport you around in my Benzito   And take you out to dinner and be seen   You know   That's cool, though   I tell you what   I tell you what   Got a remedy for this problem   This is what I want you to do   I want you to get a globe, right?   I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby   Pick anywhere in the world   And I'll take you there   We'll be together, alright?   You with that?      [ The Fresh Prince ]   Greek mythological gods are inferior   Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior   Any man can look and see where the curves are   It takes a real man to find where the nerves are   Women like huggin, kissin and carressin   And eh - ssssslooowww undressin   Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude   Don't be all rough and fast like a monsoon   Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate   It's really not appealin to then when the fella gets   All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle   You might think so, but yo, they ain't with it though   Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a   Nice restaurant is always a winner   Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date   She says no, be patient, don't push her, just wait   Because a woman is a gift to a man   They like you +real+ hard but with a gentle hand   So get your act together cause if you're trippin up   If you're slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up   All of y'all slack men, cause what you're lackin   I fill up, so ain't no need to come back, man   Everything ain't always the way that it seems   I'm the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams      [ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ]   Yo, what's up   Yeah, this Jeff   Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh?   Yeah   Let me guess   He's 'young but strong'   Yeah   I kinda figured that   Let me ask you a question   Did he kick the 'globe' line on you?   Yeah, I thought so   I heard that before too   Look, I'm not into geography   So I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go   Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room   Because I'm not into that   You know, all I'm askin for is 60 minutes of your time   And I can set the whole record straight   You know what I'm sayin?      [ Jazzy Jeff ]   I'm not tryin to say nothin that's hard or complex   Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex   I win your lovin with a paid vacation   You know, I'm more into a intellectual stimulation   I make your mind feel good, your body follows it   I pour lovin in, your mind swallows it   I'm not dissin Prince, cause he's my friend   But boys'll be boys and men'll be men   Ladies, your battery's unstable?   Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables   14'000 volts of pure intimacy   That's enticin to you? Yeah, it was meant to be   Don't debate the great flow of fate   Let he who's Jazzy have you concentrate   Think of me and you makin love as a team   I'm Jazzy Jeff, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams      [ The Fresh Prince ]   Yo Jeff, what up, hop?   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   What's up, man?   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Hey, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl   Man, what's up with that?   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   What, your girl?   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was tryin to talk to my girl   What's up   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   Nah, it ain't even like that, you know   If you was kickin stronger game   She wouldn't have to call me   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Stronger game?   Yo, you was tryin +push up+ on my girl   I wanna know what's up with that   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   Once again - your girl?   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Yeah   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   I think you better get the record straight, man   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Ah   You said my girl was pushin up on you   Ain't too much to be pushin up on!   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   I mean that's true, you know   But you know you kickin that 'spin the globe' and all of that crazy stuff   She ain't with that   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Aight, aight, aight   We ain't even gotta go into this   Hey, I'm confident in myself   I'm sure you're confident in yourself   We'll let her decide   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   Yeah, you know   We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot   Cause that's where she gon' be tonight   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Oh heh - dinner   You better hope she can +make+ it to dinner after she had lunch with me   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   Oh yeah?   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Yeah, word up   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   You lead it off, I end it off   [ The Fresh Prince ]   Yeah alright, homie   You better check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself   [ Jazzy Jeff ]   Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared