We're so young and pretty, we're so young and clean   So many things that we have never seen   Let's move from Ohio, sell this dam' old store   Big Apple dreamin' on a wooden floor      Skyscrapers and subways and stations   Staring up at the United Nations      New York is waiting for you and me, baby   Waiting to swallow us down   New York, we're coming to see what you're made of   Are you as great as you sound      Heard about them massages, and all those dirty shows   I read somewhere some places never close   While we waste time on yokels, comin' through the door   Big Apple dreamin' on a wooden floor      Skyscrapers and subways and stations   Staring up at the United Nations      New York is waiting for you and me, baby   Waiting to swallow us down   New York, we're coming to see what you're made of   Are you as great as you sound      New York is waiting for you and me, baby   Waiting to swallow us down   New York, we're coming to see what you're made of   Are you as tough as you sound      Oh, New York is waiting for you and me, baby   Waiting to swallow us down, whoo-oo   New York, we're coming, to see what you're made of   Are you as tough as you sound      Yeah, New York is waiting, baby   Waiting to swallow us down,   New York, we're coming, see what you're made of   You can't be as tough as you sound      Oh, New York, you and me, baby   Waiting to swallow us down,   New York, we're coming see what you're made of   Are you as great as you sound      Oh, New York, Oh, New York we're coming   Oh, we're coming to see what you're made of   Oh, you can't be as tough as you sound   Me and my baby, we're coming   Oh, we're coming      They're waiting for you and me, baby   Oh...