Tell me why we're all gluttons for pain    The girl is totally insane    She doesn't know the meaning of tame   Still I can't put out the flame   Hey hey I wanna play on the team that you despise    Every day a new disguise    Every night a Halloween    She says keep the motor runnin' man    Like I was some machine    You can talk talk but I¼m keepin' her stock    I wouldn't even change a thing    Why fight you've got me roped and tied   I hit your baited line    I'm so diggin' your scene   I said you're playing with my head   I could split instead   I'm so diggin' your scene   On you like a hungry tick    Like a junkie knows he ought to kick   But I don't want to be dope sick    So I scramble for a fix   Voodoo and sorcery too I can't shake your freaky spell    Chorus   Can anybody tell me why we're Springer bound    Why we feel so up when we're kept down    On a short leash behind a barbed wire fence   With no chance of parole on a life sentence    My friends tell me I should run    They say they think she's got a gun   But that just only turns me on    Right on Right on Right on   Hey hey I wanna play for the team that you despise   Chorus