Pink toenails   Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?   Iv'e got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail   My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails      Come nightfall   You'll be waltzing through my door when you hear me call   And I love the way you say I'm your baby doll   And you'll find me sittin' there in my pink toenails      Iv'e got my walkman and my cosmo   And my ticket to ride   All I need's my box of chocolates and you here by my side      Woah pink toenails   Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?   Iv'e got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail   And my girlfriends have time for there pink toenails      You think your man don't care about perfume and powder   Polish and lipstick and lotion (lotion)   But when you slip your slippers on   And you rub him on the chin   When he looks down your leg   You're sure to see him grin at your pink toenails      He says honey come on over here   And give me somethin' sweet   Let me put my finishing touches on   'Cause I don't wanna' cuddle, snuggle, rub him on the feet   Till I have painted every little toenail pink      Ooooh wrestle with me   You can mess up my hair   You can treat me like a tomboy   I love it I swear      Ooooh toenails   Why don't I have time to paint my toenails?   Toenails   Iv'e been drinking my whiskey from a holy rail   Holy rail   And we'll go to Disney Land and ride the monorail   Monorail   And if you're sweet I'll be your nightengale   Until the extinction of the spermwhale   Spermwhale   And live happily ever after just like Roy and Dale   Roy and Dale