Way, way, back in the 1980's   Secret government employees    Dug up famous guys and ladies    And made amusing genetic copies       Now the clones are sexy teens now    They're gonna make it if they try    Loving, learning, sharing, judging,    A time to laugh and shiver and    Cry       Time to watch    Clone High    Energetic and engaging ,   Clone High    Our angst is entertaining,   Clone High    Our lives are never boring,   Who am I?       There's a place that you can go to    And it's never very far    Famous people you can live through    If you don't know who you are       Why there's so much to live up to    Expectations are so high    I'm not crying, it's my contacts    There must be something in my    Eye       You all must watch    Clone High    Inspired and organic   Clone High    Possibly dramatic    Clone High   More fun than watching static    Where am I?    Clone High      "Yes Abe, I love y--"    "Shhh"       "Where are my bitches?"       "You've changed, Abe"       "Now, I may be blind..."       "Best dudes forever, Abe?"       "Well I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyway!"       "I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"       (A time to laugh and shiver and cry...)x3      I'll see you at       Clone High    I can't escape my name    Clone High    That's the price of fame   Clone High    Life is just a game    Clone High    That's why    Clone High.....      (U...S...A)