Contrary to popular opinion   The very best things in life are for free   Through a practice that I call donation   I get the things I want quite easily   I got a chip on my shoulder   And a halo on my head   I'm an angel with an attitude   And my favorite color's red   I got god on my side   Who's that? Hell, I don't know   But I practice my religion   While I'm stepping on your toes   Goodness knows   I gave more than I took   Goodness knows   I ain't no saint I ain't no crook   Looking hard, yeah you busy bee   For a simple word you charge a simple fee   It's a little too late for too little   But it's never too late for a lot   It's a little too late for too little   But it's never too late to take 'em for what they got   Feed the world a giant crust of bread   Bake a cake and give it to 'em when they're dead   Well I'll take that cake and I will eat it too   I'll get more than I need so I can share the rest with you