JULIAN:   To be a princess   Is to know which spoon to use   To be a princess   Is to own a thousand pairs of shoes   To maintain a regal gaite   Leave the parsley on your plate   And be charming but detached   And yet amused   To be a princess   Is to never be confused      Do a plié and never fall   Don't ever stray from protocol   All through the day   There's just one way   You must behave   Do keep a grip and never crack   Stiff upper lip and arch the back   Bend from above   And always wear your gloves   And wave      Shoulders back and   Tummy in and   Pinky out and   Lift the chin and   Slowly turn the head from side to side      ERIKA:   I see now      JULIAN:   Breathing gently   Stepping lightly   Smile brightly   Nod politely   Never show a thing you feel inside   Glide!      To be a princess   Is to always look your best   To be a princess   Is to never get to rest   Sit for a portrait, never squirm   Sleep on a mattress extra firm   Speak and be clever   Never at a loss for words   Curtsy to every count and lord   Learn how to play the harpsichord   Sing lullabies and always harmonize in thirds      BOTH:   Thirds, thirds      JULIAN:   And   She has beautiful eyes   Your spirits rise   When she walks in the room      ERIKA:   I see      JULIAN:   Doors close   And the chemistry grows   She's like a rose   That's forever in bloom      JULIAN & (ERIKA):   Do a plié and don't   (Ever ever ever fall)   Never show dismay   (And be there when people call)   Be prepared whatever royal life will bring   Do keep a grip and don't   (Ever ever ever crack)   Take a dainty sip   (Never ever turn your back)   There's a time and place and way for everything   To be a princess   Is to never make your bed   To be a princess   Is to always use your head