Getting dirty on my hands and knees   I live like an animal and now I got fleas   When I do what I do it's a sin   But I like my parties soaked in gin      What's the use of saying what you mean?   Just watch yourself and keep your body clean   Mom says I got a dirty face   Dad says I'm looking out of place   Dog says I got shit on my shoes   What am I supposed to do?      Well, that's one, I'm second to none   And that's two, I don't know what to do   And that's three, you're telling me      I'm still a baby, you say act like I live in a zoo   I know I don't wanna live like you   When I go out, you won't let me back in   Climb in the window, I just can't win      What's the use in saying what you mean?   Just wash yourself and keep your body clean   Mom says I gotta dirty face   Dad says I'm looking out of place   Dog says I got shit on my shoes   What am I supposed to do?      Well, that's one, I'm second to none   And that's two, I don't know what to do   And that's three, you're telling me