Your down on your luck.   You just lost your truck.   You cant afford another beer.   Your credit cards don’t work.   Whole world thinks you’re a jerk.   You wondering how you wound up here.      It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around   It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down   Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account   It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around      Now your sleeping on the couch at your best friends house watching Colombo   Eating cold pizza in your underwear   Just remember I told ya so      It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around   It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down   Living with a crazy wife beats an empty bank account   It woulda been cheaper to keep her around      So if you’re thinking about saying adios   Well, take it from the fool who knows   She’s gonna serve ya papers make ya pay through the nose and when her lawyer gets through with you you’ll have to move to   Mexico.       It wouldn’t been cheaper to keep her around   It wouldn’t been better to let her keep you down   Living with a crazy wife beats living with an empty bank account      It woulda been cheaper to keep her around   It woulda been cheaper to keep her around