We used to knock around at school   But now you're fat and now you're bald   You see me working for the fist   As you spend your time just getting pissed      Oh oh oh that's arseholes to the front   We're the boys that's always on the hunt   Oh oh oh that's aseholes to the front   Can't you see you're just your mothers cunt      She was only seventeen   She had her kids from different men   So just to give her hands some ease   She kept her knickers round her knees      Now you think you've got it made   You're getting fat not getting laid   You'll eat yourself into your grave   You're a big fat bastard anyway