Piggy went to London town to see what he could get   His piggy hands were itching for a little piggy bet   So he bought up all the houses and shops under the sun   Then lived off all the money that he screwed off everyone      Put money in your pocket, prove that you're the best   And with money in your pocket you can fuck the fucking rest      Piggy made a friend he found in little Granny Grunt   He did everything sh wanted that ruthless little cunt   So he stole her house before she died, in the ground she lay   She didn't need the cash where she was going anyway      His little piggy eyes were watching for all had turned to gold   And if you didn't pay the Pig then you were left out in the cold   But Piggy he got fatter and then ran out of luck   Poor Piggy died of a heart attack and no-one gave a fuck