It was rain for a year drop for drop and tear for tear   On the girl who wouldn't stand out in a crowd   She was born to the son of a mini van salesman   On an early August morning under clouds      Sweet romance, like her dreams   Came in Spinster Magazine   Her romeo was on page 33      He buys her diamond rings, he's always listening   He tells her everything   All those things that a girl would ever want to hear   But that's not truly love Rosita dear      On a plane bags are packed with the bell jar on her lap   And a half devoured Harlequin novella   You are much much too young to be leaving with no one   But Fabio in tight jeans      He'll give her Mexico tied up in a bow   And all the girls she knows green with envy   Wishing they met one as cavalier   But that's not truly love Rosita dear      Ooo there was a time you gave   Your heart and soul away   Now, all that you give is up   Don't lose the love you save      He'll give her Mexico tied up in a bow   And all the girls she knows green with envy   Wishing they met one as cavalier   But that's not truly love Rosita      Romantic dinner date he'll never show up late   And all the girls you hate are green with envy   Wishing they met one as cavalier   But that's not truly love Rosita dear      But that's not truly love Rosita, no   But that's not truly love Rosita dear   But that's not truly love Rosita dear