I woke up, can't wait to eat   Got my cereal, boy was I beat   Opened the fridge, and to my dismay   There was no milk, my mother will pay      I want some milk!   My coffee grows cold   I want some milk!   I should've been told      I wish I had some goddamn milk   My cheerios just ain't the same   I wish I had some goddamn milk   Too bad the milkman never came      I can't go, out to the store   I'll just wait 'till mommy buys more   I'll just have, wheat thins and beer   If I get sick the toilet is near