I was sitting at a red light   |I was waiting for a green light   Up pulls this El Dorado with plates   that said "diablo"   With a guy, looked like an undertaker   Smile on his face, leaned out the window   and said:   "Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?"   Will I had nothing better to do since my baby   gave me that big F.U.   So I said "All right buddy, right back in your face.   I'll race you to the end of the world just tell   me - what are the stakes?"   He rolled his back window down, I saw   something big and brown   It was a big ol' Rottweiler stuck his head   out to look around   And I knew who I was racing, the light turned   green I punched that hammer down   I got about a quarter mile I looked to my left   and I saw him smile   He was all ov