If I ask you difficult questions   If I make improper suggestions   Would you find that a risk to your health   Would you put me up on the bookshelf   With the books and the plants?      Desperate but not serious   Your kisses drive me delirious      If I were kind and adoring   How would that be? Very boring   Mister Pressman with your penknife   Always asking about my sex life   And who with and how many times?      Desperate but not serious   Your kisses drive me delirious      All the advice seemed so unkind   "If you don't stop, you will go blind"   Then tell you it's none of their business   And console you with a big kiss   On the lips and on the back of your neck      Desperate but not serious   Your kisses drive me delirious      Desperate but not serious   Your kisses drive me delirious      Desperate but not serious   Your kisses drive me delirious