An anvil's black and shiny   It's very heavy too   So watch out, my chubby friend   Or one will fall on you   On me? Heh hah huh huh      That wasn't pretty   But it had to be done   Heh huh huh huh huh, great song, heh huh huh huh   Neato completo yippie      It's unstoppable   Call in the national guard   Or Tonya harding's bodyguard   Let's sing it again, I lovey-dovey loved it   Okay      It's made of solid iron   It weighs a ton or two   We know you'd like to meet it   It wants to meet you too   Huh hu      Yay, let's do it again   Now it's gettin' scary