Canteen culture coloring the view   From Hendon to Eltham, not following the clue   Corruption instruction, the life blood of the blue   The whole of the barrel is rotten and not just a few      Evidence buried with a secret handshake   Investigating officers on the double X take   Lost records and notes, excuses half baked   Screwed up A4 and this is no mistake      Officer XX, it's time to liaise   Let me introduce you to the brand new Krays   No mention of the gangster 'Informer' is the phrase   No communication in the 'In' and 'Out' trays      MI5, them building up Combat 18?   Nazi turnouts and the BNP in between?   Running drugs for money for the loyalists?   McPherson, how come you missed the whole a this?      Defective constable, what you gonna say?   Suspending our belief and still on full pay   Chief Condone is safe, what did you expect?   Who's up next? Calling Officer XX      Spin doctors and editors engaged in a pact   Information leaked out to cover up the facts   Daily slack mail onto a nice little earner   While another thousand cases still on the back burner      Zero tolerance for Jack the Home Sec   Running for cover 'cause him know we're after him neck   Him a huff and him a puff Inna de name a de law   When it come to the guilty him a man of Straw      This shameful spectacle we can see clearly   Conspiracy in practice now not in theory   Heard all of de report and looked   Over the whole a de text   Time to step forward now Officer XX      Defective constable, what you gonna say?   Suspending our belief and still on full pay   Chief Condone is safe, what did you expect?   Who's up next? Calling Officer XX