Ryan:   A long time ago in a land far away   lived the pineapple princess, Tiki.   She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,   but so sad that she hardly speaky.   Still, if you listen well,   you’ll hear her secret wish.      Sharpay:   Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!      I long to free a truly remarkable fish   My sweet prince.      Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Makihiki malahini-who   Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Ooh!   Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.      (Ryan, the fog?)      Ryan:   She dreams of a boy who is under a spell   that has left him all wet and scaly.      Sharpay:   I sing from my heart of the power of love,   just a girl with a ukulele.      Come to me, my sweet one, and be still.   I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill.   My sweet prince.      Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Makihiki malahini-who   Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Ooh!   Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.      Now this is where we lean into the whole   kabuki thing.      Sharpay Ryan & Girls:   The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,   and the ocean had a fit.      Sharpay:   (Ryan, where’s my ocean!?)      Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:   Then the wind went whoosh, and the thunder   cracked, and mighty Mount FufF spit.      Sharpay [spoken]:   (Mighty Mount FuFu spit!)      Sharpay & Ryan:   T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki   Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky with the mighty spirit FuFu   T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki wanna speaky, speaky, speaky      Sharpay:   The words I do not mince   Please make the man of my fresh fish prince      This is real fish talk... No lie      (Sharpay "fish talk")      And then the fish turns into a   gorgogeus prince and sings:      (Sharpay in male voice)   I’m Prince Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Amakahiki malahini-who   (Normal voice)   With me!   Humumunukunukua'pua’a   Ooh!   Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu      Sharpay:   EVERYBODY!      All:   Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Makihiki malahini-who   Humuhumunukunukua'pua’a   Ooh!   Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu   wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu   wakawakawakaniki puuu puuu puuu!