When Jesus went to the river   He had swallowed His pride   'Til the Master up there on faith   Hadn't even came to their eyes      He's Captain America   He's always wearing sunglasses   He's always right   Oh, boy, I love America   The home of the brave      Got to mix, got to get my fix   It's gonna work again, it's a miracle   It's a myth of chocolate eclairs   It must be you, so I will shine      He's Captain America   He's always wearing sunglasses   He's always right   Oh, boy, I love the USA   The home of the brave      The home of the brave   The home of the brave      He's Captain America   He's always wearing sunglasses   He's always right   Oh, boy, I love America   The home of the brave      All I needed was shine from around the world   Everyone is wise and sex will prevail   Any given day sit down and pray   For you might find out your dog is gay