I stood in the shower   Waiting for life to unfold   It could have been an hour   Cause I stood there til the water got cold   So why don't you come on over   So you can treat me like gold   But now please don't get me wrong, honey   It just doesn't seem right   Cause I'm the center of the universe   And I'm all alone tonight   You say that I'm not very sympathetic, you do   Well that's all fine and dandy if everything was revolved around you   So I think you're better suited just making my wishes come true   Cause you don't want to lose what you've got, honey   Please don't get uptight   When the center of the universe   Is here with you tonight   Every day and evening I'm the star of the show   So if you're considering leaving, baby there's something I think you should know   You could be there with me, following me as I go   But you'll have to wait back there, sugar. I'm not impolite   I'm just the center of the universe and the stage is mine tonight.