Hey man I gotta tell you a story   listen man what I go to say   It took place here in a sunny afternoon   and there was nothing to do   We were all very hungry and had nothing to eat   so we started to search for food   some time later we found a deli-store   but this wasn't what we wanted   Junk Food is the only exception   Junk Food is the rule over everything   Junk Food and some chocolate ice-cream   Junk Food is that what we want   We skated downhill on the sidewalks of mainstreet   And finally we found the right store   As we came very close to the great holy place   We begun to see our faves   Oreo - the chocolate sandwich   Chocomel - number one drink of Holland   Kit Kat - the British waffelsnack   Bazooka - the best chewing gum      [Chorus:]   If you're hungry and have no idea what to eat   The only answer is: Junk Food that is what we want      In the store were five cute looking girlies   And we asked them for the best teeth killer   They were not interested in answering our questions   'cause sex was on their minds   We were thinking now if we should take off with them   We said no to this great offer   The girls were surprised and asked for an explanation   I said Junk Food is what we want   M&M's - the chocolate candies   Raider - the double snack   31 - the USA ice - cream      [Chorus]      At five o'clock after the great delicious meal   We met at the rehearsal room   Suddenly the door went open   And the five girls came with more stuff   Oreos - for Mr.Cash   M&M's for Psycho II ant Mr.T   Chocomel for Mr.Hoo P   Milky Way for Mr.Space Man      [Chorus ]