This is sadness and here's what you can do with it   Leave it in a dumpster for the garbage man to find   This is disappointment and here's what you can do with it   Punch it in the stomach and blacked both it's eyes      And rest assured that you don¡®t have to worry   I can face your ghost alone   Turn off the telephone and close the curtains   Casper's coming home      This is sadness and here's what you can do with it   Tie it to a cinder block and shove it in the lake   This is disappointment and here's what you can do with it   Lay it out in a casket and drop it in a grave      And rest assured that you don¡®t have to worry   I can face your ghost alone   Turn off the telephone and close the curtains   Casper's coming home