Theo:   But if a monster came in the room tonight   What would we do? What could we do?   If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright   What would you do? If it was you?      Alvin:    I’d drown him with my soaker gun,   Glue him to a chair,   Put a dead skunk in his pocket   I’d knock him off his feet   with a Judo sweep   Blast him into space on a rocket   I’d send him to his doom   If a monster came in my room      Spoken (Alvin):   Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?   Y’all ready to rumble?   Bring it on brother      Theo:   But if a monster sat of the edge of the bed   What would you do? What could you do?      Alvin:    With a zipper in his neck   And bolts in his head      Simon:   If it were me? Well, let me see   I’d multiply pie by his height and his weight   to determine mathematically   The way to alter his molecular state   And shrink him to the size of a flea   I’d fill him full of dread   If a monster sat on my bed      All:   Ain’t no monster gonna put us down   Uh uh. No way.   We’ll chase his face right out of town   That’s what we say   Ain’t no monster gonna put us down   Uh huh. That’s right.   ‘Cause we’re the meanest munks around   We’re tight!      Spoken (Dave):   Simon, Theodore, Alvin!   Go to sleep!      Alvin:   Oh-kay! *slams door*   I am the mont-inator (tor, tor, tor)   If a monster came in and decided to stay      Theo:   That wouldn’t be very nice   We could ask him politely to go away      Alvin:   Are we munks? Or are we mice?   I’ll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword   Shoot silly string at his head      Simon:   I’ll use my blanket like a madador      Theo:   I’ll just hide under my bed      Alvin & Simon:   No!      All:   We’ll make him face his doom   If a monster comes in our room   We’ll send him to his doom   If a monster comes in our room   We’ll blow him up, KABOOM!      Spoken (Dave):    I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!      All: *quietly*   If a monster comes in our room   We’ll send him to his doom   If a monster comes in our room   We’ll blow him up –      Theo: *shouts*   KABOOM!      Alvin & Simon: *clap hands over Theodore’s mouth*   If a monster comes in our room