I want a Virgin Mary nightlamp   Bible hero lunch box   The Shroud of Turin on my wristwatch   Only listen to Christian ... Rock      Gospel Cola in the morning   Then make my Velvet Jesus Bed   I want some Holy Trini-Tea Bags   Covenant Candy fish ... and loaves of bread      Gold plated Crown of Thorns Messiah Ring   Belt buckle's a decending dove   Hang a chrome fish on my truck   They'll know we're Christians by our love   ... Of junk      All my Jesus Junk   Yeah, my Jesus Junk   I am   A Jesus Junkie      Give me a piece of the true cross   The thigh bone of a saint   I long for something Holy   This sub-culture ain't ... real      Testa Mints to make my breath fresh   Bible Gum and Christian science fiction Where Jesus turns wine into water.