She threw back that shiny hair   Like the mane on a Delta queen   Gonna spend my last dime on a telephone call   'Cause she's the wildest thing I've ever seen   She was just plain mister once   Got herself fixed up real good   Just a little boy lost in the land of the free   A wiggle and a walk away from womanhood      Now they call her the cat   And that's a stone fact   They took a little of this   She got a little of that   Now Billy got a kitty   He got something to scratch   So they call her, yeah they call her the cat      She just does that double act   She got Babs and Joan down pat   She got hips like Mick, she's a Rolling Stone   Never seen a woman shake like that      She was just plain mister once   Got herself fixed up real good   Just a little boy lost in the land of the free   A wiggle and a walk away from womanhood      Now they call her the cat   And that's a stone fact   They took a little of this   She got a little of that   Now Billy got a kitty   He got something to scratch   So they call her, yeah they call her the cat      She's so fine that the water line   Don't separate hot and cold   She got stitched up bitchy by an old M.D.   Now she's headed out to Hollywood or so I'm told      Now they call her the cat   And that's a stone fact   They took a little of this   She got a little of that   Now Billy got a kitty   He got something to scratch   So they call her, yeah they call her the cat      And that's a stone fact   They took a little of this   She got a little of that   Now Billy got a kitty   He got something to scratch   So they call her, yeah they call her the cat