Brian: Get your party gown   Brian: Get your pigtail down   Brian: Get your heart beating, baby   Brian: Got my timing right   Brian: I've got my act all tight   Brian: It's gotta be tonight my little schoolbabe      Brian: Your daddy says you don't   Brian: I'm boiling up inside   Brian: No way I'm gonna lose out this time      Brian: Tie your mother down   Brian: Tie your mother down   Brian: Lock your daddy out of doors   Brian: I don't need him nosing around   Brian: Tie your mother down   Brian: Tie your mother down   Brian: Give me all your love tonight      Joe: You're such a dirty louse   Joe: Go get out of my house   Joe: That's all I ever get from you   Joe: Ooh, your family ties, in fact I don't think I ever heard   Joe: A single little civil word from those guys   Joe: But I don't give a light   Joe: Gonna make out all right   Joe: Got a sweetheart hand   Joe: To put a stop to all that   Joe: Sniping and grousing      Brian: Tie your mother down   Brian: Tie your mother down   Joe: Take your little brother swimming   Joe: With a brick, that's all right   Brian: Tie your mother down   Brian: Tie your mother down   All: Or he ain't no friend of mine      Joe: Slash      Joe: Your mummy and your daddy gonna   Joe: Plague me till I die   Joe: They can't understand   Joe: I'm just a peace loving guy      Joe: Ooh, yeah   All: Tie your mother down   All: Tie your mother down   Joe: Get that big, big, big, big, big, big daddy out of doors   All: Tie your mother down   Joe: Yeah, yeah   All: Tie your mother down   All: Give me all your love tonight   Joe: All your love tonight   All: All your love tonight   All: All your love tonight   All: All your love tonight      Joe: Oooh, yeah   All: Tonight