Can you hear it in the distance    Can you sense it far away    Is it old Rudolph the reindeer    Is it Santa on his sleigh    It's heading up to Easington    It's coming down the Tyne    Oh it's bloddy Maggie Thatcher    And Michael Heseltine       chorus:    So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher    May God's love be with you    We all sing together in one breath    Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher    We all celebrate today    'Cause it's one day closer to your death       They've come to raid your stockings    And to steal your Christmas pud    But don't be too downhearted    It's all for your own good    The economic infrastructure    Must be swept away    To make way for call centres    And lower rates of pay       [repeat chorus]       And they've brought their fascist boot boys    And they've brought the boys in blue    And the whole Trade Union Congress    Will be at the party too    And they'll all hold hands together    All standing in a line    'Cause they're privatising Santa    This merry Christmas time       [repeat chorus]      Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Heseltine    You're a tosser, you're a tosser    And you're just a Tory Swine