It's just like Noah's ark   There's two of every kind   Pretty girls and boys in drag   Walking a fine thin line   Shaking hands and bussing cheeks   Llicking their lips like they could eat   Me alive in a couple of weeks   Yeah, just like Noah's ark      Italiano promotion men   Chomping a big cigar   Slapping backs and making cracks   About the fags in the bar   Radio boss dipping his nose in a little white packet   You can put it out son and we'll all back it   Yea it's just like Noah's ark      chorus:   And the waves are crashing around us   But we're ready for the flood   And we don't need a sign like an olive branch   In the beak of a snow white dove   We're not as dumb as we might look   You can't keep us in the dark   With me and you it's two by two   Just like Noah's ark      These four walls have seen   The Cockettes and the Casters   From San Francisco to Ohio   I've seen beauty and disaster   Cocky young roosters and little chicks   Flashing smiles, shaking them hips   Trying to hook it up for the late night shift   Here in Noah's ark      chorus:   And the waves are crashing around us   And we're ready for the flood   And we don't need a sign like an olive branch   In the beak of a snow white dove   We're not as dumb as we might look   Or locked up in the dark   We can sort out the snakes from the animals   Just like Noah's ark      And we wrote it as we saw it   From the centre of the stage   All access to the liars   Who claim they wrote a page   But for every tiny dancer   There's a dog that's had its day   The truth is never quite the same   As what the papers say      [repeat chorus]