Saw a Cadillac for the first time yesterday   I'd always seen horses, buggies, bales of hay   `Cause progress here don't move with modern times   There's nothing to steal   So there's not a great deal of crime      It sure is hell living in a one horse town   There's half a mile of Alabama mud bed ground   Nothing much doing of an afternoon   Unless you're sitting in a rocking chair just picking a tune      And they ain't too well acquainted with the stars and stripes   But if you want to hear Susanna then they'll pick all night   They'll pick all night      `Cause it's no dice living in a one horse town   Laid back, as my old coon hound   And I just can't wait to get out of this one horse town   There's nothing to steal `cause there's simply nothing much around      Sure is hell living in this one horse town   There's half a mile of Alabama mud bed ground   And I just can't wait to get out of this one horse town   There's nothing to steal `cause there's nothing much around