In life one has to face a huge assortment    Of nauseating fads and good advice    There's health and fitness, diet and deportment    And other pointless forms of sacrifice       Conversation, wit, I am a doubter    Manners, charm, they're no way to impress    So forget the inner me, observe the outer    I am what I wear and how I dress       Oh, now I believe in looking    Like my time on Earth is cooking    Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked    With some glamour guaranteeing    Every fiber of my being    Is displayed to quite remarkable effect    (ahh) From your cradle via trousseau    (ahh) To your death bed you’re on view so    (ahh) Never compromise accept no substitute    (ahh) I would rather wear a barrel    (ahh) Than conservative apparel    (ahh) For dress has always been    My strongest suit       Over-wear, underwear, anytime, anywhere       (oh oh oh ah) Staying in or hitting town-wards,    (oh oh oh ah) From the top and working downwards    (oh oh oh ah) I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time    (Is stiched in time)    (oh oh oh ah) Whether wig or hat or turban    (oh oh oh ah) Whether clad boudoir or urban    (oh oh oh ah) Not to strut your stuff outrageously is a crime    (such a crime)    (oh overwear) And the few who are invited    (oh underwear) To my wardrobe are delighted    (oh anytime) As they wander through my things    To find en route(They're wandering through your things)    (oh negligee)That in negligee or formal    (oh)I am anything but normal (normal, normal)    (Oh ah) Dress has always been my strongest suit       Over-wear, underwear, anytime, anywhere    Over-wear, underwear, (I am what I wear) anytime, anywhere    Over-wear, underwear, (I said anytime) anytime, anywhere    Over-wear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (anywhere)       So bring me all my finest (finest),    most audacious, my divinest (divinest)    Most revealing most expensive and to boot    (most revealing, most expensive, most arresting)    Most arresting, (most heart-stopping) most heart-stopping,   (overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere yea)    Most free-flowing most eye-popping,    Most arresting, most heart-stopping, yea    Dress has always been my strongest suit       I am what I wear (My strongest suit)    I am what I wear (My strongest suit)    You know that I am what I wear    Dress has always been my strongest suit       So bring me all ma finest (ma finest)    Most audacious,my divinest (divenest)    Most revealing, most expensive and to boot    (most revealing Most expensive)    Most arresting, most heart-stopping, (ahh)    Most free-flowing most eye-popping, (most eye-popping)    Dress has always been my strongest suit(I am what I wear)    My strongest suit (I am what I wear)    You know that I am what I wear    Dress has always been My strongest    My Strongest, My Strongest,My Strongest,   My Strongest, My Strongest Suit!