Feetlips, why do you do that way?   You know you?ll have to pay   For you?re making us nauseous      Feetlips, you know today?s the day   You turn the other way   And you eat your galoshes      You thought some people was a tragic name   He was the easiest one to blame   His weather, systems tempered and tame   Till you catch wind of      Ah, feetlips, you?re so brash   Waltzing around, talking your trash   No, you haven?t been drinking   Now you just talk without thinking      It?s what got you this far   But it?s not worth one dollar   It?s not worth a boy, quiet      Feetlips, why do you do that way?   You know you?ll have to pay   Feetlips