I was riding in my chariot, with this freak named Harriet   She said my stick was ???, so she knew just where to bury it   This girl named Sequoia, she was from Illinois-a   I had to stuff her mouth with her teddy bear, 'cause she made hella noise-a   This freak named Nikita Brown, I rode her like a merry-go-round   She got to telling all her friends, that it's a new king in town   I was on my way to Las Vegas when I bumped into Tessy   She said her nickname was Marvin, 'cause when she had sex it got messy   This freak named Jenny Marquais, so you know I called her Butter   'cause when it came to summer sundresses, she had ass like no other   The steak was always smothered, she was a freak under the covers   You should have seen my expression, lil' pimpin,    when I got hit on by her mother   This young lady named Chanelle, she was fine as hell   But she was 26, and her son was already twelve   I was at this little assembly, when I chopped it up with Kimberly   Hit it, split it, man that freak said she'd love me for infinity   You should have seen the chemistry, I changed that freak's identity   Seen her at the movies with her man, and the bitch didn't wanna remember me   This girl named Chamere, she put diamonds in my ears   But she also tried to put these niggas on me when I slapped her at the pier   This girl named Cheryl Lynn, she had hella friends   So when I brought my friends and all her friends,    then that's when the party began   This girl named Savannah, she used to love to pout   But I used to say "Don't even trip, just stick this in your mouth"   This freak named Miranda, she thought I couldn't stand her   But yeah, I can stand ya, since I got your ass on camera   I was riding hard, like Humphrey Bogart, with this freak named Leah   Even though she was in the dark, no one could see her, get it?   This freak named Raquela, she worked at Pac Bell-a   She gave me the number to the pager, home, and cellular   She had a lovely smell-a, ass like ???   I was wet like a scuba diver from the sex, homeboy let me tell ya   Chrysler ???, with this chick named Darren   I was at the mall trying to buy some clothes, and she just kept on starin   And then came the flarin, she said she hated sharin   I said "I'm not your man, little freak, so I'm not really carin"   This gangsta's name was Dallion, she wore gold medallions   Every other month we'd take a flight, out to Staten Island   She kept a 9 on the dresser 'cause she had dreams of hell   Even though we in the penthouse suite of a 5-star hotel   I rock and I rock well, that's what I told Gail   She's a conceited little fraternity freak, up there at Yale   Young tender named Divine, I bump in her Alpine   She was the type that looked so good, it was a motherfuckin crime   Took her from behind, led her to the ride   Baby didn't make it home till the sun was 'bout to rise   Kickin in with Corvette, baby had a Corvette   She used to come and get young Nickatina from off of the set   We strikes to the checks, she pick up her Lex   We hit Hotel Nico, you know what came next   I was payin my bill for cable, when I met up with Sable   Green eyes, it was a CEO, of a record label   But I didn't get to hit it, because I met with Bridget   She was Sable's secretary, that gave me head and digits   In the parking lot of a club one night, I ran into Kirby   Freak worked at a beauty shop, said some gangsta's tryin to serve me   Freak you ain't worthy, your gossip column is through   And if some cats is after me, I'm right here mackin on you   Had to pop the collar on my coat, rev up the vogue smoke   Looked her in the eyes and said "Yeah bitch, you're broke!"   This girl named ???, Lord she was dreamy   Met her at a pool party, should have seen her bikini   This lady's name was Val, her husband was my pal   She offered me to put in why he stressed the ?rikers out?   Gave the freak a smile, said "It ain't my style"   I've known the homie for a while yo, and that would be foul   Fired up the weed, me and Saint Jean   We first had locked eyes yo, when we were thirteen   Kissed at 15, sexed at sixteen   That's why she's with me right now in the Beam, Tiga!