"None Of My Friends Are Punks"      nooone   We got it we got it   Ok      Fuck you   None of my friends are punks   None of my friends are punks      I don't know   You're tough dude   That was just funny      None of my friends are punks   None of my friends are punks   they've got pussy corporate jobs   So ill sit here like a fuck      Hey dude   John's still playing   (im so sorry)      None of my friends are punks   None of my friends are punks   They could pull some long shifts   whoooo   FUCK      Ready?      N--      None of my friends are punks   None of my friends are punks   They all work at corporate jobs   While I sit here like a slob   Yeah none of my friends are punks      All of my friends are drunks   All of my friends are drunks   We go drinking every night   Looking to get in a fight   Cause all of my friends are drunks      Yeah thank you   Goodnight   Guess that's a wrap      I kept laughing because   I was thinking it did sound like you were saying   "none of my friends are drugs"   But then it said "all my friends are drunks"   that's not funny at all   I don't understand      None of my friends are punks   None of my friends are punks   They all work at corporate jobs   While I sit here like a slob   Yeah none of my friends are punks      None of my friends are punks   None of my friends are punks   'cause they got converse upper class   While I sit here on my ass   Yeah none of my friends are punks      All of my friends are drunks   All of my friends are drunks   We go drinking every night   Looking to get in a fight   Cause all of my friends are drunks      All of my friends are drunks   All of my friends are drunks   'cause they like to hum along   While I sing these shitty songs   cause all of my friends are drunks