i'm sorry that you've all gone soft   advance apologies required now for pissing you off   i'll deny all of this to your face      quick claiming to be indie rock   because you aren't independent   and your rock and rolls fucked   i'll get the coffin   you supply your own hammer      and we'll put a nail in it   i hope the scene can fit   and we'll throw it in the pit   as a sacrifice for middle-aged men   and screaming girls      your scene is full of shit   so start killing it   don't be the hypocrite   the last teary eyed thrift store mope star in the world      a victim of the latest hoax   the iconoclasts have lied and you're not in on the joke   prove they're not what they claim to be   your money they're gonna get your money      criticize all that i've said   cause if i wasn't so pretentious i'd cash in on the trend   do lines, double fist pills and o.d.      stop singing it   stop singing it   you're too serious   how can you crack a smile if you can't laugh at yourself      you think you're legit   but you're just the idiot   here's how to deal with it   bring the asshole and the douche bag level down      and i'm not a part of your scene   where fashion meets choreography   your haircut is stupid   your pants are uncomfortable   you systematically plan every awkward forced guitar spin   your emotion is a joke   your emotion is a joke   your emotion is b-u-l-l fucking shit      all ... your ... favorite ... bands ... do ... coke ... sorry      stop singing it   stop singing it   you're too serious   how can you crack a smile if you can't laugh at yourself      you think you're legit   but you're just the idiot   here's how to deal with it   bring the asshole and the douche bag level down      stop singing that shit   we're tired of it   start killing it   start killing and kick the baggage and ego to the ground      stop singing that shit   we're tired of it   start killing it so   start killing so i can kick the rotting carcass of your sound