The first time you're unfaithful   Won't be the worst time you're unfaithful   It will probably just be a kiss   With a stranger when you're on the piss      And the next time, if you might fuck him   Or even worse, you might suck him   I know, I said I'd want to know   But that depends how far you go      How do you think we will adjust?   Now we've incorporated lust   And will you put my trust to test   If the shagging's not the best?   You said you know what I'm like      We were chatting with your sister   I was winding you up, you think I've missed her   She was fairly adamant   I'm nothing but a lying cunt      And the first time I'm unfaithful   Won't be the worst time I'm unfaithful   Once I've got a taste for it   I've everything to waste for it      So do you think I can adjust?   Now we've incorporated lust   Or will I put your trust to test   When my behavior's not its best?   You said you know what I'm like