My favourite type of dancing is done upon a bed   Moving to the music that plays within my head   Learning all the dance steps, point flex plie tendu   Bending over backwards, on point I ll be for you   Tarantella   A midnight dance for me      [Chorus:]   Mattress, mattress mambo   Mattress, do the mattress mambo      Bouncing off the headboard, slip on satin sheets   Titillating tango in the bedroom can t be beat   Waltzing Matilda   A midnight dance with me      [Chorus]      Hiphop, Jazz and Breakdance, it all seems the same   Moshing, Disco and Raving are all just as lame   My favourite type of dancing is done upon a bed   Moving to the music that plays within my head   Tea for two   A midnight dance for you      [Chorus]      [Chorus]