Gotta new lover   Better take cover   Got some advice   You'd better think twice   Arrow's in the quiver   When you're ready to deliver   Weenie wrap   To collect the sap   Stretch and Seal a meal   It just don't feel real   12 or 24 to the pack   Find them on the drugstore rack      Safe sex   If I abstain   I'll go insane   Safe sex   Give me sleaze   And not disease      Electro-tested for tears and leaks   Lubricated prophylactic sheiks   Get it up, get it on!      yank it, crank it   Piggies in a blanket   Clean your gun   When it's all done   Vacuum packed for your protection   Sanitized to fight infection