There is a girl she is brand new    So shiny vinyl-y    so finally we know what to do    And she is toxic what I hear    And just like plasticine    I want to squish her    Because she's perfect    She's plastic    She's perfectly plastic    Everybody wants to kiss her    Perfect plastic lips    They said to get away    But I can't give her the slip    It makes me wonder if this world is plastic    A-woah-woah you're really artificial    It makes me wonder if you might think    That I may be artificial myself    It makes me wonder if this world is plastic    A-woah-woah you're really artificial    It's officially official!    You know that girl she's out of touch    So squeaky, freaky, and I'm thinking    That she may be too much    And she's a genius did you know?    And yeah, I'm sure she really cares about you    It's officially official    Kiss those plastic lips!