When I was a boy I used to live in corduroy   OP shirts and slip-on Vans.   My life was so simple   I had not one pimple,   My everyday was made up of these plans:   To ride my bike to Thrifty's,   Run past the balls and ice cream and   find the Star Wars figurines.   Thinking of my action men,   Kung-Fu grip and all,   What happened to them all?      [Chorus]   Running through my old life   Looking for my lost toys   Where has all my fun gone?   Now that I'm much older   Before we get much colder   We'll get together and sing this song   An anthem for all lost toys   Now that we're all big boys   We'll get together and sing this song   We'll sing this song   It's not too long   So come along   So everybody sing along      When I was a little man   Playdough came in a little can   I was Star Wars' biggest fan   Now I'm stuck without a plan   GI Joe was an action man   Shaggy drove the mystery van   Devo was my favorite band   So take me back to my happy land      Now my brothers and sisters   I don't mean to make a scene   But I lost my action figures   and it makes me want to scream   Greedo, Chewbacca, Luke, R2, and Han,   3PO, Yoda, Bobafett, Obi Wan   Green Machine, Suckerman   Silly Putty, Lincoln Logs   Sitting in my Underoos   Reading christmas catalogs   What happened to my action men and all?   What happened to it all?      Running through my old life   Looking for my lost toys   Where has all my fun gone?   Now that I'm much older   Before we get much colder   We'll get together and sing this song   An anthem for all lost toys   Now that we're all big boys   We'll get together and sing this song   Are you ready (YEAH!!)   Well okay      When I was a little man   Playdough came in a little can   I was Star Wars' biggest fan   Now I'm stuck without a plan   GI Joe was an action man   Shaggy drove the mystery van   Devo was my favorite band   Take me back to my happy land      Take me back to my happy land   Take me back to my happy land   Take me back to my happy land   Take me back to my happy land