Give me your gibberish tonight   And talk to me with your eyes shut   Make me giggle in your sleep   And I can dream that you're a slut      And when I wake up stiff   Please just feel free to use me   Then go to work and let me   Wonder what it was   That made you choose me      And now I love you more than that   And now I love you more than this   So just stay over on your side   And go to sleep and dream of piss      Tomorrow you can tell me all the things   You've done with boys   Blushing as you recount tales   To satisfy my see through ploys      Cause in my nightly dramas, you are still the biggest star   So keep the window open and I can dream we are in the car   And tonight we will be leaving, we can take the scenic route   To a wind farm by the sea while I'm dreaming that you're mute      There's no better journey than me on my way to you   Sitting there all smug, knowing what we might get up to   And one day we'll be idle, and we'll both be past our peak   So until then, all we can do is master a technique   Now let's sleep