I'm telling you it's the same girl   She's always there on holidays when you're wee   She never grows and she's everywhere   She was in the lift in covent garden last week and she was in torquay when I was fourteen   She said she was called tina then and claims she was from germany      I watch her from the balcony as she swam in the pool and tanned herself all day   And spying on her from hotel windows when she was playing tennis with her mum and dad   I would try and impress her with my sensitive side by being usually affectionate to my wee brother as she passed us in the lobby      There was a royal wedding I dunno which one   But the hotel was a fancy do some sort of celebration thing   She sat at the table she usual sat at dinner just across from ours   It was the I'd first time in my formative years I'd had a drink   A champagne and cocktail affair      Later when there was a dance and all the parent were drunk   And my dad tried to make me join in the conga   I wasn't into it so I went outside and stood on the patio staring at the night sea trying to look date   She came and stood beside me   Her naked elbow touched mine, she turned round and smiled.....but I couldn't say a thing